- GaranHoD
Nmira Kairos (12:17:23 AM): And I didn't think I dressed gothpunk. I'm neither of those things. I take pride in looking rough and tough, and a little dark.
CyberstormX (12:17:36 AM): I couldn't come up with the word for it
CyberstormX (12:17:38 AM): Sorry...
Nmira Kairos (12:18:06 AM): You're probably like the third person to say 'goth' though.
CyberstormX (12:18:07 AM): And nothing you wear looks like hot topic, so I don't think goth fits...but lack of vocabulary to describe it
CyberstormX (12:18:21 AM): it's dark, yes, and rough
CyberstormX (12:18:46 AM): Like a night/dark version of waterworld
CyberstormX (12:18:56 AM): *smirks* that's another bad description I'm sure.
Nmira Kairos (12:19:04 AM): x.x
Nmira Kairos (12:19:09 AM): Fired.
CyberstormX (12:19:12 AM): Yeah...I improvised there
Mr. Vacarro: I LIKE doing the shopping, I DON'T see it as a feminine thing. I feel like I'm out there slaying the mastodon and bringing it home. It's like, "Daddy's home! Daddy's home! And he's got food for EVERYONE!" I'm like Santa Claus!
A heavily disappointed and broken hearted Stitch can't hang out with me and Cyberstorm, so Cyberstorm sends him a reassuring text message, and while doing so, talks aloud to himself.
Cyberstorm: It's okay Stitch, she'll see you on Thursday, and on the weekend, and after Anthrocon…she'll…we're just… *Whimper, mutter…slow decline into worry and distress* don't drive against traffic, your life's not over…
Ambient: What happened?
Stitch: We were out in the woods last night, and there were mosquitos everywhere.
Ambient: Why didn't you just get Off?
Stitch: Well, we were trying… ^.^
Cyberstorm: *Giggles* Get it? Cause…hehe! That wasn't funny?
Ambient: ….
Xander: *Assuredly* ….It was funny. n.n;
Ambient: …It was. I'm laughing on the inside.
Cyberstorm: I thought it was f…eh…a tiny little part of me just died inside…
Stitch: Xander and I can both fit in the front seat of my Saturn.
Draco: *Turns his head immediately with interest.* Oh really?! Do tell. Yeah sorry, I was totally zoned out for a minute there. I heard that, and my brain was just like, "Hey! Hey! Hey over here! I've got something to tell you."
Stitch's Dad: If we find anything on the beach I'd rather find cocaine. That stuff's worth more money than pot. I'd know where to get rid of that real quick.
Tib: There are only three people in the group that I couldn't easily toss up onto the roof, and Thokk is all three of them.
- Hitman Quotes -
We're in a mission that requires us to not only eliminate a target, but dispose of the body so that nobody will find it. After killing the man, a debate ensues over what to do with him.
Amanda: What if we set him on fire, and flush his ashes down the toilet?
Ron: It won't let me set him on fire.
Amanda: Oh wait! Let's get a trash bag from outside and put him in that. Then we'll throw him in the dumpster.
Ron: There's guards outside!
Amanda: Why not take him home with you?
Ron: Eh.
Amanda: Put him in the oven…or no, try the fridge.
Ron: *Sarcastically* I know! We'll put him in the fridge, BURN the FRIDGE, flush those ashes down the toilet, then put the toilet in a trash bag, and take THAT home with us!
Amanda: You could eat him, maybe.
Ron: Oh, I know, I'll DEVOUR him…that's pretty hardcore though. I don't think I'm that hardcore of a hitman.
Later…
Amanda: *Imitating Diana* Here's an interesting one, 47. Our client has very specific instructions on what he wants to be done with the body…
After gunning everyone down in the hotel, Ron shoots down a pedestrian on the stairs by the metal detector, unconvering a policeman behind him.
Ron: He was using that pedestrian as a human shield! That's despicable! *Guns him down too*
Ron: Okay, I hide in his closet now? No wait…I better put my gun away first. I don't want him to think I'm some kind of psycho.
Ron: Woah, look at my tie! It must be Casual Friday.
- End Hitman Quotes -
Amanda: What's going on?
Vern: I'm a DOG. My capacity for understanding the human world with any clarity whatsoever is MINIMAL.
Nmira Kairos (7:08:19 PM): Ermf. I opened the cricket jar yesterday to feed the dragons...and one of them hopped right out into my Coke can.
Nmira Kairos (7:10:02 PM): DIRECTLY into my Coke can. Not on top of the can. Not almost landing inside. Bullseye. Inside. Like there was that one cricket staring out of the jar every day, analyzing the distance between it and the soda, daydreaming, preparing for that one moment where it would climb to the top of the debris inside the jar, aim, and fly into the abyss like a martyr.
Nmira Kairos (7:18:08 PM): It was gross, I had to pour the whole thing out.
Ron: There's nothing I've ever unsuccessfully jammed into a hole.
Amanda: Well they got him, and he's a puppy so he's not potty trained, he doesn't know any commands, and he chews on everything. So they respond to that behavior by just ignoring him and keeping him outside.
Chris: You know, Charles Manson's parents did the same thing to him. He turned out okay. He's got movies and books written about him and everything. *Gushy voice* You hear that Oakely? You're going to be famous!
GaranHoD (6:29:36 PM): ::blows his brains out::
Nmira Kairos (6:30:12 PM): *Pokes the brain residue.*
Nmira Kairos (6:30:14 PM): *Doubletakes*
Nmira Kairos (6:30:16 PM): *...Tastes.*
GaranHoD (6:30:28 PM): ::smacks her hand:: Hey that's mind.
GaranHoD (6:30:31 PM): mine.
Nmira Kairos (6:30:34 PM): LOL
Natures wrath (11:19:28 PM): kids now days are lucky
Natures wrath (11:19:42 PM): when I was a kid, I grew up with mario and luigi, fat plumbers, and a hedgehog
Natures wrath (11:19:47 PM): now kids get lara croft
Natures wrath (11:20:26 PM): and we wonder why we live in such a sex crazed culture
Natures wrath (11:20:33 PM): sit kids down in frotn of fat plumbers
Natures wrath (11:20:37 PM): that'll fix 'em quick
Nmira Kairos (7:26:01 PM): *Has girl scout cookies* x.x
GaranHoD (7:27:46 PM): ::steals them::
Nmira Kairos (7:28:32 PM): *Daryl then gets fat off of the chocolate, peanut butter filled cookies*
Nmira Kairos (7:29:29 PM): They were hard to OPEN though...
GaranHoD (7:30:04 PM): LOL
GaranHoD (7:30:10 PM): I am going to take a shower.
Nmira Kairos (7:30:32 PM): I was all like, what about the old ladies who are all excited and buy these girlscout cookies? Old Lady: Oh boy! Girl scout cookies! Let me get the scissors here mm.. oh, oh the scissors don't work here uh.. well, while I have them out I.. guess I'll just stab myself..
Nmira Kairos (7:30:35 PM): Okay. n.n
GaranHoD (7:30:50 PM): LOL
Ron: See, guys don't really like cars. CHICKS like cars...
Chris: I'm sorry, you're trying to vent here and I'm talking about small furry animals...
Vern: I'm going to stand really close and open my mouth really wide so I can breathe on your face.
Amanda: When are you going to realize how socially inappropriate that is?
Amanda: WHY is my carpet moist?! YOU! You're always moist! And you get everything else all moist all the time!
Alex: It's not rape if you can't scream. ^.^
Ron: You know, it's strange that as SOON as we're just about to leave for the movies, it suddenly starts thunderstorming out. Yup. Today is a good day to die.
Ron: I think we're thinking two totally different movies. You're thinking Fight Club, and Fight Club is OLD!
Amanda: So is Colonel Sanders!
Ron: Why do you have to bring Colonel Sanders into this?!
Amanda: Because he's OLD and he's still good!
Ron: …you know I wonder if Colonel Sanders was really a Colonel. Lieutenant Sanders…Private Sanders…
Amanda: Private Sanders just sounds perverted and gross. No one wants to buy chicken from a mysterious man called Private Sanders.
Ron: Yep. "Private Sanders" and his "meat"…
Amanda: Nope, that's it. You've lost your peeing privileges.
Nmira Kairos (2:01:41 AM): Shawn is it true that English people avoid the beach because they're allergic to joy?
Lusipurr (2:01:55 AM): No.
Lusipurr (2:02:03 AM): English people visit English beaches often.
Lusipurr (2:02:07 AM): Because they are rainy, cold, and dreary.
Lusipurr (2:02:20 AM): I heartily recommend Scotland for your next vacation.
Lusipurr (2:02:26 AM): Each years, literally tens of people flock to Scotland.
Ferret414 (10:48:03 PM): What will 'Manda do with the Nicorpse?
Nmira Kairos (10:48:14 PM): What Nicorpse?
Ferret414 (10:48:54 PM): 'Manda's a healthy girl and Nico's an unfit boy so she'll live longer then him. When Nico dies in the November of '69, what will 'Manda do?
Ferret414 (10:54:21 PM): Well?
Nmira Kairos (10:54:58 PM): Probably sell him off to a zombie master.
Ferret414 (10:56:34 PM): :P! I want to be crushed in made into a diamond or have a seed planted in me so that my corpse will be fed on and go into the tree it grows and I'll still have a link to the earth! I want something cool!
Nmira Kairos (10:58:53 PM): Ooo, a diamond.. yup, I'll make you into a diamond, so I can wear you around my neck.
Ferret414 (11:00:08 PM): Yes, that's what I want. So even if the atheists are right and all that happens is you stay here on earth, forever in your body, at least MY body won't be in a box 6 feet below the ground. It'll be on your neck.
Ferret414 (11:00:42 PM): The funeral would be weird too. Instead of a coffin, everyone would come up and lay flowers on a necklace.
Nmira Kairos (11:00:58 PM): Then Manda would walk away with it at the end. n.n;
Nmira Kairos (11:01:12 PM): Maybe I should just wear the necklace and sit on a throne, and have people put flowers around ME.
Ferret414 (11:01:28 PM): The flowers are for Nico! :P
Ferret414 (11:02:36 PM): See, everyone comes up, one by one, to put flowers around the Nicolace. You come up last, gather the flowers into a bouquet, and put on the Nicolace.
Ferret414 (11:05:02 PM): Dunno what you do with the bouquet.. oh, wait!
Ferret414 (11:05:38 PM): Throw the bouquet into the air at the crowd. When someone catches it, point at them and says "Yay! You'll be the next to die!" then run out of the church to back home.
Nmira Kairos (11:06:12 PM): ^^!!!!
Nmira Kairos (11:06:18 PM): I like that idea!
Ferret414 (11:07:43 PM): It's the perfect plan!
Nmira Kairos (11:08:53 PM): *With morbid excitement* I can't WAIT til you die! ^.^
Ferret414 (11:09:53 PM): Why not busy yourself by thinking of how you want the necklace and pendant to look?
Amanda: I love you. Even though you ate my gerbil. And you try to eat my rat necklace. And you try to eat my ratties. And my rabbit's foot. And baby duckies. And baby moles. And frosting.
JimBarnett1982 (3:31:30 PM): which episode?
Nmira Kairos (3:31:55 PM): Hehe, it's the one where they find an injured Borg and bring onto the ship.. I love this really awkward scene..
JimBarnett1982 (3:32:07 PM): that whole episode is weird...
JimBarnett1982 (3:32:41 PM): the part where they want to make it a weapon?
Nmira Kairos (3:32:43 PM): Borg: ''We are borg.'' Geordi: ''But there's only one of you.'' Borg: .... Geordi: .... Borg: .... Geordi: .... Worf: .... Borg: .... Crusher: .... Borg: ....
Nmira Kairos (3:33:06 PM): Worf: *Steps back. Resets forcefield.* Borg: ......
JimBarnett1982 (3:33:13 PM): LOL
Brian2103: (( I told Garan he's going to be on the Maury show ))
GaranHoD: (Why is that? lol)
Brian2103: (( "I 10021% sure I not da fater" ))
Brian2103: (( Because Garan... because ))
Brian2103: (( Say something stupid like "I only slept with her once so there be no way I da father" ))
Ron: I like Tom Cruise!
Amanda: He's a weird dude!
Ron: But Tom Cruise is a good actor. I mean, when you watch him in his movies you don't think, 'hmmm scientology…mmmm placentas…' you're just like, man, this guy is gonna blow somethin' up.
Nmira Kairos: (Gods so sleepy.)
Klingox1001: (COKE AM GOAL)
Nmira Kairos: (AM COKE UP AM R GAOL)
Ron: There ARE no such things as mental disorders…just, defects.
Amanda: What about people with schizophrenia?
Ron: Well see, there are really no such things as those. We shoot those at birth.
Ferret414 (12:30:18 AM): If it helps any, lots of peeps be irritated at me because just about every April Fool's day, instead of playing pranks, I just act without restraint.
Mr. Hubbard: What are you people doin?!
Eric: I'M doing my work! *Points at me* SHE'S looking at pictures of boy scouts surviving knife attacks!
Mr. Rudowski: Know how you can afford a really nice house one day?
Random Kid: A life of crime?
Mr. Rudowski: Yeah, that'll definitely work. It's not illegal til you get caught, right?
Random Kid: Can we quote you on that?
Mr. Rudowski: No.
Ron: I'll give you FIVE DOLLARS, okay? You know what you could do with five dollars?
Amanda: Hire a Vietnamese prostitute?
Ron: ……….Sure, yeah.
10 minutes later.
Ron: Watch the movie, okay, and I'll give you five dollars for a Vietnamese prostitute!
Amanda: ^.^
Ron: ….I can't believe I just said that.
Eric: *Reading a poster* 'Chemicals can be blinding, wear goggles if you want to see your future'. Look, I don't need goggles to see my future; I just need a crystal ball and some marijuana.
Ron: See that's the only problem with CSI. There are no hot girls, just the guys. I mean, I'm sure you think the guys are hot, right?
Amanda: Um, not really.
Ron: Are you kidding me?! Grissom is on FIRE!
Amanda: ….
Ron: *Looks at the TV. Looks back. Licks fingers and touches Grissom's nipple* Pssssss!
Mr. Hubbard: Who can tell me where fingerprints come from?
Kid: God.
Mr. Hubbard: Um…okay, what are fingerprints used for?
Kid 2: Identification!
Eric: This is JUST like Cabin by the Lake, only Hubbard isn't killing us and putting us in dresses and burying us beneath his cabin. *Pause* Unless…
Brigham: The Mason Comets…comets! Who the hell came up with that mascot? The Indians, the Titans, the Braves…we have a flying ROCK who's only purpose in existence is to fly around in circles until it disintegrates into NOTHING!
Ron: Damnit! A well lit area...
Amanda: Vern's teeth stick out in all kinds of directions.
Ron: I wanna see! *Tries*
Vern: *Resists*
Amanda: Don't look at his teeth /now/! Just wait until he's sleeping like we always do!
Vern: .....
Ron: Vern, why are you eating grass?
Vern: I'm a dog.
- Silent Hill 2 Quotes -
We put the first copper ring on the Virgin Mary statue inside the Hospital. Nothing happened.
Amanda: I just put the ring on! What else could she WANT?
Ron: ...What else ya got? :-*
After defeating the bed-looking boss.
Ron: Well, you killed him. Now let's go.
Amanda: Okay but I need a health drink first. He was kind've raping me a little.
Amanda: I LOVE this huge sword...it really makes that little...fiasco in the dark pit where I found it kind've worth it.
- End Silent Hill 2 Quotes -
Amanda: I'm bored.
Ron: You wanna do something?
Amanda: Hey! Let's blow on Vern's face!
Amanda and Ron: *Do so*
Amanda: Gods.. I swear these puzzles were made for retarded people.
Ron: *Laughing* Yeah... wait, what do I do?
Ron: He's spewing blood. That's a good sign.
Ron: You know...free will is highly overrated.
Ron: Humans ALSO eject dead bodies out into space.
Amanda: Through the torpedo launchers?
Ron: NO. Romulans do NOT do that!
Amanda: They just DID!
(Ron replays the Star Trek scene)
Ron: See? They put it the body in the disposal, with the debris. Okay…well technically you're right, because there was a nuclear warhead in the debris. But that was a UNIQUE CIRCUMSTANCE.
Amanda: Yes, the nuclear missile exploded, firing all the "debris" right at the Enterprise!
Ron: But that's not an act of war. That's just gross!
Kid: You can't tell me what to do! I'm 18!
Mr. Bly: I don't care if you're 18! I'm 30! I'm in charge! You don't PEE unless I say you can pee!
Random girl: You would think she was hot, Mr.Thuman.
Mr. Thuman: Hot? You mean like 'sizzle'?
Random girl: Yeah.
Mr. Thuman: The only thing that sizzles around me is bacon.
Amanda: You know, if you were a person...that would be considered extremely rude. ...Actually if you were a person, that would just be weird. You'd be like a little naked hobo running around the house. And it would be sick that we only fed you one bowl of dogfood every day...But it wouldn't be dogfood it would be hobo food...but we'd still have to go out and get it at WalMart every week.
Mrs. Gibson: You think these research projects are hard? When I was in college I had ten-page research projects on math.. ones like, over a stupid circle.
Sheye: Heh! Ten page research paper in math? Oh I could just see the conclusion paragraph on that one.. "And THAT is why this is a CIRCLE" (pretends to point a gun to his temple) PWWOOOSSH!
Sharon: You don't know who Rudolph is?
Mrs. Kandah: Of course I know who Rudolph is! I've been living in this country now for fifteen years!
Sharon: But you don't know what a crackwhore is...?
Laurel: Why did you let HER go?
Mrs. Kandah: Because she's white.
Mrs. Kandah: I don't care if you threaten me. Threaten me all you want.
Brandon: I'll burn your house down!
Mrs. Kandah: I'll kill you.
Julia: You know what I hate about kid's shows? They're so incomplex. Take Blue's Clues. Steve will be like, 'Okay kids, where is it?' And it will be like, RIGHT THERE... So they go "There!" And he goes "Where?" "There!" "Where?" "There!" "Where?" "Right there!" It's like...you're an ADULT! Going off to college my ASS!
